Abortion supporter humor......

Brad Keith left a comment on my post about Rep. Chris Smith reading from "Unplanned." It was the tired ole saying that if men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.....a comment usually left by women. He then tried to post a pix to make his point but the pix did not post by his signature...so I post what he intended to. I suppose this is an attempt to show that abortion supporters have a sense of humor?? So on this Sunday AM as I am on my way to speak for those with no voice ....I post this for Brad. Cute, sacrilegious, or callous?? Joke about killing....Humor is sometimes the way to cover an issue that  pricks  your conscience.

Creative Minority: Gov't Looking Into Pro Life Stealth Technology....

Creative Minority  whose byline is ....We laugh because we believe.
This is so cute and cleaver I post in its entirety.

Gov't Looking Into Pro-Life Stealth Technology

The U.S. military is reportedly looking into state of the art stealth technology employed by pro-lifers at least once a year.

Said one Pentagon official: "Once a year on the same day they announce the time and the date they're going to have thousands of people march into Washington D.C. but every year they come and go without anyone even noticing them. It's quite amazing."

This is especially worrisome since the Department of Homeland Security previously labeled "opponents of abortion" as likely to engage in acts of terror.

This startling stealth capability is best shown by comparing the media's coverage of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally that included live break-ins and extensive coverage by the media but there was hardly any mention at all of a pro-life rally attended by thousands more.

The Pentagon is reportedly looking into how these pro-lifers essentially invade a city without anyone noticing. Their hope is to employ such capability to update their own stealth ground attack maneuvers.

This pro-life operating capability has oddly become more effective the larger the crowds have become. In 1974, 20,000 people marched in the March for Life and were hardly noticed but in the past few years hundreds of thousands of pro-lifers have managed to enter the capitol of the United States of America without hardly any notice.

This invisibility seems to be effective on about 60% of the population, especially on the coasts.

An Ivy League researcher published a study of "Method of Anti-Choice Invisibility in the Physical Theory of Diffraction." The researcher attempted to interview pro-lifers for the paper but failed to locate even one, indicating that their stealth capabilities work exceedingly well on the coasts and on college campuses.

Oddly, liberal activists tend to have an exact opposite capability in that even if only a dozen anti-war or liberal activists show up anywhere with signs, it seems to attract the notice of all media organizations and the culture at large.

White House administration officials speaking on condition of anonymity said they're hoping that pro-lifers stealth capability proves so effective that perhaps pro-lifers might disappear the other 364 days a year.

Signs from around the world....

A little humor on a Monday.
HT: Start Studded Super Step...Andy Moore


A friend emailed me a list of signs spotted around the World – all of which use the English language very creatively and imaginatively…

• Cocktail Lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
• Doctor’s office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases.
• In a Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
• On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
• On a poster at Kencom: Are you an adult that cannot read? If so we can help.
• In a Kansas city restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
• In a cemetery, California: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves
• Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
• On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
• Hotel, Belgrade: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
• A sign posted in Germany’s black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
• Hotel, Zurich: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
• Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.