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This is so cute and cleaver I post in its entirety.
The U.S. military is reportedly looking into state of the art stealth technology employed by pro-lifers at least once a year.
Said
one Pentagon official: "
Once a year on the same day they announce the
time and the date they're going to have thousands of people march into
Washington D.C. but every year they come and go without anyone even
noticing them. It's quite amazing."
This is especially worrisome
since the Department of Homeland Security previously labeled "opponents
of abortion" as likely to engage in acts of terror.
This
startling stealth capability is best shown by comparing the media's
coverage of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally that included
live
break-ins and extensive coverage by the media but there was hardly any
mention at all of a pro-life rally attended by thousands more.
The
Pentagon is reportedly looking into how these pro-lifers essentially
invade a city without anyone noticing. Their hope is to employ such
capability to update their own stealth ground attack maneuvers.
This
pro-life operating capability has oddly become more effective the
larger the crowds have become. In 1974, 20,000 people marched in the
March for Life and were hardly noticed but in the past few years
hundreds of thousands of pro-lifers have managed to enter the capitol of
the United States of America without hardly any notice.
This invisibility seems to be effective on about 60% of the population, especially on the coasts.
An
Ivy League researcher published a study of "Method of Anti-Choice
Invisibility in the Physical Theory of Diffraction." The researcher
attempted to interview pro-lifers for the paper but failed to locate
even one, indicating that their stealth capabilities work exceedingly
well on the coasts and on college campuses.
Oddly, liberal
activists tend to have an exact opposite capability in that even if only
a dozen anti-war or liberal activists show up anywhere with signs, it
seems to attract the notice of all media organizations and the culture
at large.
White House administration officials speaking on
condition of anonymity said they're hoping that pro-lifers stealth
capability proves so effective that perhaps pro-lifers might disappear
the other 364 days a year.