Signs from around the world....

A little humor on a Monday.
HT: Start Studded Super Step...Andy Moore


A friend emailed me a list of signs spotted around the World – all of which use the English language very creatively and imaginatively…

• Cocktail Lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
• Doctor’s office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases.
• In a Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
• On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
• On a poster at Kencom: Are you an adult that cannot read? If so we can help.
• In a Kansas city restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
• In a cemetery, California: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves
• Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
• On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
• Hotel, Belgrade: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
• A sign posted in Germany’s black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
• Hotel, Zurich: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
• Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.