Sure Jiffy Lube may also vacuum your carpet, wash your windshield, and check your wiper fluids but they are in the business of selling you an oil change, quick and conveniently. They also put a sticker on your window to remind you to come back to them for your next oil change and advise when that should be. You do not go into a Jiffy Lube just to wash your windshield or vacuum your carpet...if you did they would go out of business.
Okay, Planned Parenthood may offer you free condoms and low cost or free birth control pills and pap smears but wait....is it really free when our tax $$ pays them to do it??? Jiffy Lube should demand that the govt. pay them for these extras.....after all clean windshields prevent accidents. But I digress....
Planned Parenthood should stop being ashamed of the A word and be proud that they are the nation's largest promoter and provider of abortions. Shouldn't they?? Why do they hide their core business? Could it be that they know that more Americans consider themselves pro life now? Well some centers are not afraid to strut their stuff. Look at this one...
Take the EPOC Clinic in Orlando, FL....just like Jiffy Lube...in and out. You can drive yourself to the clinic...you presume you can drive yourself home to but it does say "to" the clinic. You "presume" you can drive home as well unless you need to be sent home via ambulance. Hey, an additional service of a pap smear and a 3 minute offing of your offspring. And lookey here...free WIFI so you can tweet and post on Facebook while in a prone position. How can you beat that? Maybe to have an oil change at the Jiffy Lube next door at the same time.
Yup.....Jiffy Lube of the abortion industry. Gotta love it.
